So What Are You Saying?

I just had an interesting thing happen to me on the way back from lunch. I went down to the food court after running a couple of errands. I stopped at Arby’s and got thier new chicken wrap thing. As I'm going back to my desk an older lady gets on the elevator behind me. She had just gone to the deli just outside of our elevator bay.
After looking at what I was carrying she said “That deli has a really good salad bar. You should try it sometime.” My first thought was ‘that’s a random thing to say’. Then I thought ‘HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!’ I know I could stand to loose a few pounds, and yes eating at the salad bar would probably be a wiser choice than Arby’s, but give me a break. Of course, as she got off the elevator a floor before me she said "and their chocolate chip cookies are really good too.”
Unfortunately I wasn’t blessed with a quick enough tongue or I would have said ‘Let me tell you what happened when one of my co-workers ate at that salad bar. She got violently ill. I had to drive her home while she sat on the backseat in the fetal position. Enjoy your salad, you old #$%.!’